Are you wondering what J. K. Rowling’s up to next? WWN – Water for Whispered News, has some scoop.
According to the rumor-based website, Pope Francis himself is Rowling’s newest employer. The website states that they have a Vatican insider, who told them the church is desperate to raise some attention. The insider claims that the Jesus action figure’s sales have dropped with 200% in the last decade. In other words, the Vatican is in need of something Hollywood-ish and “cool”, which will bring the masses back to Jesus Christ.
So what will the Vatican do? Apparently they’ve asked Rowling to rewrite the Bible since she’s capable of writing best-selling books. Of course, Bible creatures such as the leviathan and the unicorns will be replaced with creatures like Dementors and Hippogriffs. Furthermore, Jesus will probably wear an eye patch and a leather jacket.
The so called insider told WWN the Vatican is looking forward to Rowling’s first draft. And as if the previous statements aren’t ridiculous enough, the website also claims that Rowling’s publisher is going to make 9 or 10 books out of the Bible’s new edition!
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