There are a lot of images on the internet, and many of them are quite funny. Many of them are really sad.
Sometimes, they are unintentionally sad. The people that post them don’t even realize just how sad those images are.
There are also a lot of pictures of puppies on the internet, which is great. No one can complain about pictures of puppies. The kittens are great, too. If there is a person out there who doesn’t like pictures of puppies and kittens, I do not want to meet that person.
Baby animals are the best. Everyone knows it.
There are also those images that just leave you confused. You see them, and you wonder what is going on. You are left with a question or two on your mind.
Here are seventeen examples of pictures that might leave you wondering.
1. The Message from God
It would be nice to think that a benevolent deity would take time out to personally send you a message via your
smartphone. As far as I know, that does not really happen.
Assuming God wasn’t contacting this person, why is someone in the contact list saved as “God”? That must be one heck of a friend.
The thought being expressed is a nice thought, though. While not always appropriate advice, sometimes it is important to just be patient. Often, things will simply work out the way they are supposed to.
2. The Weirdest Place For a Toilet
Some sort of architect or interior designer royally messed up. Why is there a toilet and toilet paper there of all places? There are a lot of chairs in that room. I guess I should actually be asking why the chairs are there.
Is it possible I am a bit naïve? Are there a lot of people out there who like doing their business in front of others? Frankly, I couldn’t think of anything more horrifying, but that’s just me.
The choice of chairs is weird, too. They look like the sort of chairs you would find in a business-type setting. Of course, I don’t really know what sort of chair one should expect to find in a restroom. A folding chair might make more sense.
3. The Wildfire and the Golf
I know there are people out there who really enjoy golfing. I have met men and women who will play in the rain.
There could be a tornado watch, and they would probably still be out there doing their thing.
However, isn’t this one sort of pushing it? Is it really worth the risk of possibly burning to death? You never know how these things might spread.
On the plus side, though, that must have made for an interesting experience. They will be telling that story and showing the pictures when they go out with friends for weeks, I am sure.
4. The Toilet In the Air
You really have to wonder what is going on here, don’t you? I really hope there was no one in this portable toilet.
If there was, he she or she ended up in a burn unit somewhere.
I am assuming, though, that someone decided to blow up this portable toilet for some reason or another. I am not sure that is a great way to spend an afternoon, but I can also think of worse ways.
Maybe it was some sort of magic trick. That would be neat.
5. The Charger and the Feet
I am pretty sure that everyone with an iPhone has a charger that looks like that. Those things really aren’t built to last, are they? Also, if you replace them at the Apple Store, you’re out quite a bit of money. Of course, the cheap ones aren’t exactly built to last either.
The feet are far more interesting than the cord, though. Is it just me or do they look like hands? Why would feet look like that? I imagine the person who posted this is making some sort of joke, but I don’t really get it.
If you lose your toes, can you have them replaced by fingers? That would be an interesting surgery to observe.
6. The People Who Really Like Coke
I am guessing that this is the picture of some sort of cult meeting. I don’t really understand their cola-related beliefs, and I don’t think I want to. I like cola beverages quite a bit, but this might be taking it a touch too far. It looks like the one is literally worshipping all of those bottles.
The hats are neat, though. How exactly did they make those?
I don’t condone the worship of Coca-Cola, but it is sort of a fascinating beverage. It has been around for over 130 years, and it was actually developed as a medicine of sorts. The product can be purchased in over 200 countries these days, and the current formula is actually a trade secret.
It is considered one of the world’s most valuable brands, and almost two billion people drink one of the company’s beverages every single day.
7. The Arrow in the Shoulder
There is a reason why archery sets are dangerous toys, and this is an example of why. The kid clearly didn’t know what he was doing. In his defense, though, shooting arrows is kind of hard. I have tried, and I failed. I would have made a horrible archer during medieval times. I probably would have shot myself in the knee.
The father doesn’t look like he is in much pain, though, which confuses me. Isn’t an arrow to the shoulder supposed to hurt? I can’t say I have ever been shot by an arrow, but it seems like the sort of thing that would be painful.
The father is eerily calm about this whole situation.
The wound might not be so bad, perhaps. I bet the sweater is ruined, though.
8. The Captions and the Television Programs
These are strange captions. You really have to wonder about the people they hire to write these things. What does it mean to molest an egg? I have never heard of such a thing.
I like the idea of growling peanuts, though. That sounds scary, but fun.
I enjoy the fact that there are images from “Breaking Bad” here, as it was one of the best television shows of all time. Still, “Speaking in Spanish” does not really help anyone understand what is going on in a scene. Also, it is pretty clear that the look on Jesse’s face doesn’t really need to be explained. I did not realize that intensity could intensify, but apparently it can.
The “Breaking Bad” character Jesse was played by actor Aaron Paul, who is also known for his work in films, including “Need For Speed”. He also voices a character on the animated series “BoJack Horseman”.
9. The Sign and the Electrocution
There are crimes out there that might, depending on the jurisdiction, merit electrocution. It isn’t the most humane form of execution, though. It certainly does not sound like a fun way to die.
Nobody should be punished in such an extreme fashion for using a hiking and biking trail when not technically allowed to, though. That is a total overreaction to a very minor infraction.
It looks like a nice trail. I wonder why the MetCenter is so very protective of it.
10. The Mole
Honestly, I don’t find people who take pictures of themselves constantly cute at all. There is no reason I should have had to look at this picture, let alone write about it.
I am sure they are a happy couple, and I am happy for them, but did I need to see this? I also don’t really care
about the mole.
It is worth pointing out, of course, that you do have to keep an eye on any moles you have. They are usually benign, but not always. Skin cancer can be a killer—literally.
11. The Chair in the Restroom
I have already written about a chair in a restroom, but this one deserves to be seen.
First of all, it looks like a really nice chair. That is the sort of chair you would want to sit in at home in your living room while watching the latest episode of “Better Call Saul”.
What is the point of this particular arrangement? Why is the toilet paper closer to the chair than the toilet?
I suppose it is possible that there are people in this day and age that are so lonely that they can’t even use the restroom by themselves. I feel bad for those people.
You don’t need to be kept company every second of every day. A little solitude can be a very good thing for a person.
12. The Kiss and the Toilet
I understand people throw up in toilets. Therefore, mouths come close to them; once in a while, if you are particularly ill, your mouth my end up touching the seat. It is gross, but it happens.
Who kisses a toilet, though? That is just disgusting. Whoever kissed the toilet probably needs a bit of help from a mental health professional.
13. The Toilet and the Donuts
There are a lot of things that people do on the toilet that are sort of socially acceptable. A lot of people like to read magazines. A lot of people like to check their favorite websites. I know a few people who take phone calls on the toilet. They think you can’t tell, but you always can.
There’s one thing, though, that you shouldn’t do while doing your business. You shouldn’t eat on the toilet. That’s just gross. How hungry does one have to be?
Donuts are delicious, of course, but a person should be able to wait a few minutes before enjoying one.
14. The Bread On the Head
Is some shop trying to advertise wearing bread on your head? That seems to be the case. I will never understand fashion today.
I have definitely seen some bizarre fashion choices over the years. I once saw a person wear bellbottoms, which is definitely a bold choice. Also, most people really can’t pull off leather pants. They don’t look good on most, but people still keep buying them.
15. The Prom
This is possibly the most bizarre image on the internet. The kid looks happy, and that’s great. Prom time is a very
special time for many young people. A lot of us didn’t go to the prom because no one would date us in high school.
They also wouldn’t date us after high school, but that’s a sad story for a different day.
A truck has crashed in the background of this image, so it seems like an inappropriate time to take a picture.
What’s with the machine? It appears to be a sewing machine of some sort. Is that this kid’s date? It probably won’t be the worst date of his lifetime, sadly.
16. The Fan of Mr. Potato Head
This appears to be a person praying to Mr. Potato Head, which is a curious choice when it comes to deities, but not the most ridiculous. There are people who pray to a spaghetti monster that flies, after all.
There is even a book called “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster”, which definitely sounds like a fun read.
Kids have been playing with Mr. Potato Head for ages; the toy was first released in 1952. At first, the poor kids had to use a real potato. Those were darker times, and the smell of rotting vegetables probably made more than a
few people sick. Nowadays, that is no longer the case.
Believe it or not, it was actually the first toy ever advertised on television.